NTOI® Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella U-202 has no unusual parts, does not arouse suspicion, can be carried everywhere, and protects from rain (it is covered in state-of-the-art waterproof fabric). Anyone who can use a stick for defence can use this umbrella their security.
Do you know how to strike with a baton or sturdy stick? If you do, you know all you need to know
Do you practice such martial arts as Hapkido, Kali, or Escrima? Then you know even more and you can truly appreciate this Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrella.
Our Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrellas are handcrafted in the European Union from the highest quality materials and perform in rain and wind just like the highest quality rain umbrellas. Frames of Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrellas Model U-202 are hand-made with high-strength steel and polyester-fibreglass laminates. Telescopic shafts of these umbrellas can support well over 100-kg (220-lb.) weight when fully extended and, if not abused, will last more than a lifetime. Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrellas are warranted not to break under normal use.
Please note: Telescopic shaft of Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrella model U-202 is made of high-strength construction steel, not stainless steel. After exposure to water, the shaft needs to be wiped dry and lightly oiled. Should rust spots be allowed to occur, they need to be removed with a Scotch-Brite pad or steel wool, prior to oiling. Oiling is to be done by putting a drop of machine oil on a soft cloth and rubbing both the tube and the rod of the shaft with the cloth.
IMPORTANT: Our Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrella is for defending against elements (in every meaning of the word) and not for clowning. It is covered in high-quality waterproof fabric, not in abrasion proof or slash proof fabric because it has to look, weigh, and work like a normal umbrella, so do not expect this fabric to be undamaged if you strike objects with the Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrella.
Never Thought of It®
Never-Thought-of-It LLC (NTOI) has the know-how to produce inconspicuous, ingenuously simple EDC (everyday carry) gear for situations in which a low profile and compliance with restrictions on weapon possession are a must.
49 × 10 × 10 cm
Limited Lifetime Warranty for Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrella Model U-202
Our Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrellas are handcrafted in limited quantities in Europe, from the highest quality materials. Telescopic shafts of these umbrellas can support well over 100-kg (220-lb.) weight when fully extended, and if not abused, will last more than a lifetime. Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrella frames are warranted not to break under normal use (no throwing them under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping with an axe, no banging with a hammer, no throwing into a wood chipper, no setting on fire, or subjecting them to other abuses). This warranty does not cover damage caused by abuse or accident (such as throwing the Unbreakable Umbrellas under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting them to other similar unreasonable stresses), nor does it cover damage to fabric as well as scratches inflicted in the course of trying them out, or as a result of normal wear and tear. Any alteration of the Unbreakable Umbrella will void our warranty.
Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is normal for the strongest walking stick, and an umbrella, of course), please contact the seller (us or another authorized seller of the Unbreakable Umbrella from whom you purchased it), provide a photo of the defect (not larger than 300KB), and we or our authorized seller will arrange a repair or replacement at our discretion, or refund if you request it. Please make sure you have your original sales receipt.
Our Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrella is for defending against elements (in every meaning of the word) and not for clowning. It is covered in high-quality waterproof fabric, not in abrasion proof or slash proof fabric because it has to look, weigh, and work like a normal umbrella, so do not expect this fabric to be undamaged if you strike objects with the Unbreakable Telescopic Umbrella. In the case of fabric damage, we suggest replacing the fabric. We offer unbreakable Umbrella Fabric Replacement Kits.
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